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by frog

Yesterday, National and Act activists tried to ruin Helen Clark’s visit to Canterbury University, summed up nicely by Russell Brown as follows:

Some of the sweaty little Tory boys who heckled Helen Clark at Canterbury University seemed determinedly unreconstructed. Although given all National’s whingeing about personal attacks, the signs they waved around – ‘Y R U So Ugly?”, “Nice teeth” and “Speed kills and so do your looks Helen” – rather had the effect of grotesque hypocrisy. Apparently, however, it’s what Jesus would have done.

I’ve just been told by an eyewitness that National and Act tried to pull the same stunt at Victoria University this lunchtime, but were outgunned by both the numerical advantage of Labour and Green supporters on campus and the Prime Minister’s humour. One young Nat, the eyewitness tells me, decided to strip down and streak in front of Miss Clark. She shot back words to the effect of: “I think we’ll need to get everyone a magnifying glass.”

The kind of humour Kiwis wouldn’t usually expect from the Prime Minister, but I’m told the joke brought the house down among the student audience. It’ll be interesting to see how prominently this features on the news tonight…

UPDATE: Another eyewitness tells me the streaker was a young Act member, not a young Nat. My apologies.

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Published in Campaign by frog on Wed, September 14th, 2005   

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