Catherine Delahunty

Other names for the Mixed Ownership Model Bill

by Catherine Delahunty

(because the Government rationale resembles reality TV and really bad movies)

“The GC – greedy corporates go shopping Bill”

“Project Runaway – steal our assets!”

“Flight of the Conmen”

“NZ’s Next Top Rip Off”

“The Biggest Loser – Citizens of Aotearoa/NZ”

“Survivor Asset Sales – no one gets immunity”

“Masterchef Asset Sales – How To Cook the Books”

“Outrageous Fortune”

“Oprah – When your PM is a problem gambler”

“Queer Eye for a Straight Lie”

“Extreme Makeover – a family wakes up to find they’ve been privatised”

 

Old favourites:

“Diamonds Are Forever – Unlike the National Government”

“Quantum of Sophistry – The Asset Sales”

“Honey I Shrunk Your Assets”

“Maggie’s Garden Show – Weeding out your assets”

 

OK, it’s trivial but so are the arguments for asset sales!

Published in Parliament by Catherine Delahunty on Thu, June 21st, 2012   

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