The banning of “police pursuits”

by frog

By September this year, 16 people had died in 11 fatal police pursuits – already the worst year on record.

The Ministry of Truth Police have come up with a novel solution to such a tragic loss of life – banning “police pursuits”.  They are not banning the actual high speed chases though.  They are banning the use of the terms “pursuit” and “chase” in Police communications.

So the Police media releases will now read something like this:

Two men died in Christchurch last night after a stolen car travelling at high speeds crashed while fleeing Police.  Officers in two Police cars had been cautiously monitoring the stolen vehicle…

It reminds me of the solution some wag came up with for our dirty rivers – rename all our rivers “drains”.  Problem solved. No more polluted rivers!

frog says

Published in Environment & Resource Management | Justice & Democracy by frog on Mon, November 15th, 2010   

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