Geniuses at Oil Sciences have come up with a novel idea about how to stop the millions of barrels of oil from billowing into to Gulf of Mexico. And, you guessed it, they’ve put it up for sale to the highest bidder on Trade Me.
The Patented Underwater Oil Vent Containment Device purports to “contain any potentially contaminating oil spills beneath an impenetrable shielding of the finest rubber.”
Oil Services even provide instructions on how to use the device.
They are however quick to point out that the “patented Handy Dandy Chain” only comes with one foot of chain and the extra 17,999 feet would have to be purchased at an extra cost.
Let’s hope Obama has this on his watch list.