The Mother of All Mergers

by frog

I am going to go out on a limb here. I am going to do something that I rarely ever do, and make a prediction about politics.

I predict that in the same way that Ruth Richardson’s Mother of All Budgets was the death knell for Jim Bolger, Rodney Hide’s Mother of All Mergers in Auckland will backfire spectacularly, and be the death knell for this government.

That’s heady stuff, but the parallels and the timing all bode ill for the man who will ultimately cop the ire of the electorate when Auckland wakes up to Rodney’s agenda.

Right now Auckland is spellbound by the image of the all powerful wizard in the form of a Super Mayor with Super powers, totally unaware of the machinations of the men behind the curtain, Hide and Key, who will soon corporatise Auckland and likely sell off large chunks at fire sale prices “because of the recession”. Just like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, it won’t take Auckland too long to figure out the charade and expose it, just in time for the local, if not the general, elections.

The Government has given only a scant nod to the Royal Commission’s Report, keeping only the notion of a Super Mayor & Super Council, while throwing the rest into the rubbish bin. The Government’s so-called decision paper Making Auckland Greater, is a shell document that pretends to honour the Commissions work. However, in each area where the Government says it agrees with the Report, there is an asterisk and a fine print message:

* Agreed in principle. Detail yet to be confirmed by Government.

In other words, they haven’t really decided much of anything, and any assumption on our part that the finer detail of the Royal Commission’s recommendations will survive is entirely misguided. The Green Party thinks that some of the Royal Commission’s progressive recommendations are just what the doctor ordered for Auckland. The way I read the Government’s document, none of them are even likely to make it before the Auckland’s new Board of Directors.

Instead, what we will effectively have is a corporate board, set up by Rodney Hide, which will make all the important decisions required to merge some $23 billion dollars in assets and 6,000 staff from seven organisations in just over a year. There is nothing democratic and everything corporate about this Mother of All Mergers and it will certainly lead to tears, particularly given the incredible haste with which it is to be done.

Such will be the anxiety and anger of the greater Auckland electorate that at least one head will roll in the lead up to the 2011 elections, Perhaps Rodney’s?

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Published in Justice & Democracy | Parliament by frog on Wed, April 29th, 2009   

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