Keep On Truckin’

by frog

From what I saw on my morning hoparound, Green MPs are absolutely gutted by news in the NZ Herald about trucking industry donations to politicians.  The Road Transport Forum spent nearly $100K greasing the wheels ahead of the election:

Those who declared donations of $5000 from the Road Transport Forum were National’s Tau Henare, Eric Roy, Nick Smith, Anne Tolley, and Chris Tremain, and Labour MPs Shane Jones, Trevor Mallard, Damien O’Connor and David Parker.

There’s not a Green MP in sight. (Shock. Horror. Dismay.) Where is the love Tony Friedlander?  Tony is quoted thus:

“It’s getting one in each of the different parts of the country so that our members in that area can go and talk to them about issues that affect our industry. It’s simply assisting the democratic process.”

Whoever said ‘talk is cheap,’ hasn’t told Tony.

Mr Friedlander, to assist you in assisting democracy, and to help those disconsolate Green MPs, I’d like to offer a convenient pricing plan to encourage discussion on issues like why trucks don’t pay their fair share of Road User Charges.

This price list might also encourage some creative thinking from the Green caucus.  Have a brainstorm, people, set a formal price structure and, in the interests of transparency, post it on the website.

Meeting with an MP:     $1250  exc GST.  (Undercut the other parties – it’s a competitive market.)

Morning tea with a Co-leader: $4000 (include organic scones and jam plus Fair Trade tea)

Dinner with Caucus: $10,000 (include entertainment – offer to sing for your supper).

Oh, and whatever else you do Russel, Jeanette et al, stop all this nonsense about a robust and effective Electoral Finance Reform Act.  We don’t need the public to know how all this works.  Just let the money talk. 

Back up the truck fellas, back up the truck.

frog says

Published in Justice & Democracy by frog on Thu, April 16th, 2009   

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