Catherine Delahunty

Morning Sickness: NZ’s Real Life David Brent

by Catherine Delahunty

What a great way to start the day! What if a woman woke up feeling pretty okay about herself and then accidentally watched “Breakfast” on Wednesday March 25?

Let it be a warning to all women who are too small, too large, too muscular, and too weak at the knees, too bald, too hairy, and too lined. All women with imperfect hair cuts, strange eyebrows, unusual moles, stretch marks, a personality, an opinion, or a tendency towards standing up for themselves   better watch out.

After all the media gods who keep their jobs due to their physical and intellectual irresistibility must be heard.  These gods have decreed that a woman is not okay unless she can squeeze inside their tiny, patronising, fearful definition of how she should look. She must never think that her work, her achievements, her wisdom and her analysis will be enough to be respected. Not unless she looks like Barbie.

After all it is 2009 and we are all post feminists. Only a “girl” with no sense of humour would object to a bit of candid ragging about how she looks on TV.

Or maybe the moronic populist sexism is a symptom of the scrotum shrivelling terror behind the abusive arrogant stance when a petty populist meets a whole person.

Who knows, but I suggest switching to Maori TV,  a non existent breakfast programme on a channel which acts like a proper public broadcaster would be better than that other kind of morning sickness.

Published in Media by Catherine Delahunty on Fri, March 27th, 2009   

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