Shower despots

by frog

The civil rights leaders of the right wing blogosphere are again up in arms at the egregious and dictatorial invasion by the Greens of hard working New Zealanders’ bathrooms.  And rightfully so.

The Greens secret policy on showers will require armed, masked police officers to enter each person’s bathroom, one by one, and forcibly remove their showerhead.  In its place will be a piddly little dribble of warm water, somewhat reminiscent of standing under a pissing toddler.  That’s our official policy.  Of course, the way we have worded it, and indeed implemented it, is more deceptive:

Instead of mentioning the invading storm troopers and their liquored up ready-to-pee toddlers, the policy claims only to apply to as yet un-built homes or renovated homes.  And it notes installing modern new low flow showerheads is only one way of many to meet an energy efficiency standard while still having powerful warm showers.  And of course it will save households an average of $300 per year in electricity bills. In other words no one is being forced to do anything or deprived of anything.

Nanny state I say! It’s forcing (well, really more like ‘encouraging’ than ‘forcing’) people to save water and money while still assuring they will have hot showers and good water flow.  Next thing they’ll want to take away my right to breathe polluted air and swim in contaminated rivers.

frog says

Published in Environment & Resource Management by frog on Thu, October 9th, 2008   

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