Clark, Key scared to face the MMP parties

by frog

So we learn today that:

Prime Minister Helen Clark and National Party leader John Key have refused to share the stage with other party leaders in an election campaign TV debate.

And the TV stations are going to roll over and let this happen.  Well that will make for an interesting debate:

Pepsi – My party believes in tax cuts to key undecided voters, oops, sorry I mean middle New Zealanders.

Coke – So does mine. But my party believes in saying the word sustainability a lot and pretending to cut carbon emissions while still putting more cars on the road, mining more coal and promoting more industrial dairy.

Pepsi – So does mine.  But my party believes in cracking down on young people in hoodies and people who dress strange.

Coke – So does mine. But my party believes we are purer than the driven snow unlike that other corrupt untrustworthy party.

Pepsi – So does mine…

What a choice.

frog says

Published in Campaign | Media by frog on Sat, September 27th, 2008   

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