I’m safe now that I’ve got me a vigilante criminal to protect me

by frog

Now I’ve got to suspect that Auckland businessman, Peter Low’s “vigilante group of up to 300 members training in martial arts to protect their community against street thugs” may be somewhat more prosaic, and less nunchuck wielding, than the Sunday Star Times is hoping for.  Nevertheless, Mr Low certainly got people excited with his vigilante solution to crime.

“We are training people in hand-to-hand combat and how to handle situations.

“I want this group to be legalised. If they don’t allow it, that’s when we might have to employ Triads to protect our community,” he said.

Yeap, that’s the way – got a gang problem in your neighbourhood – why not hire a crime syndicate to take care of it?   After all I hear it’s working well in Sicily. And you have to admit New Zealand would be a whole lot stauncher and cooler with a few more high profile gangs like Traids, the Illumnati and Yakusi gracing our streets.  That would show those small South Auckland punk gangs a thing or two about how to blow up a P lab in real style.

Really, it is after all, only an extension of what the Sensible Sentencing Trust seems to be calling for – heavily armed police officers and courts working together, behaving in the nature of powerful gangs, distributing retribution a la Judge Dredd, and avoiding that time consuming and pink liberal ‘due process’ concept.

Judge Dredd

Afterthought – There are two good but totally unrelated posts from contradiction, one on the true cost of the trucking industry and one on the ‘anti smacking‘ bill. Personally, I think the good thing that came out of the truck protest is the focus it has put on the alternative forms of freight transport like coastal shipping, and the potential alternatives like rail.

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Published in Justice & Democracy | Society & Culture by frog on Sun, July 6th, 2008   

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