The Mataura drain

I saw this letter to the editor in the Southland Times recently and thought it was worth sharing:

To save ourselves the worry and effort of cleaning up our Southland rivers, we just need to think about them in a new way. Let’s call them drains, not rivers - the Aparima drain, the Oreti drain, the Mataura drain.

Problem solved. No more polluted rivers in our region.

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3 Responses to “The Mataura drain”

  1. toad Says:

    Brilliant! Who says Greens don’t have a sense of humour?

  2. StephenR Says:

    No one? C’mon, their forum is hosted by a FROG

  3. Kevyn Says:

    StephenR, Not the first funny frog. Didn’t you ever see the wildlife doco The Muppet Show ? :roll:

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