Brash and Burns

by frog

Don and Monty

Some have noted the similarity between Don Brash and the Simpsons’ Monty Burns.

I’ve dug out a couple of clips from an episode when Mr Burns runs for Governor: basically, no matter what he’s asked, he talks about his determination to lower taxes.

The episode, called “Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish”, is described as follows by Wikipedia:

Bart and Lisa go fishing downstream of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and Springfield Shopper reporter Dave Shutton pulls up just as Bart catches a three-eyed fish, Blinky. From the resulting publicity the governor, Mary Bailey, calls for an investigation of the power plant and its owner, Montgomery Burns. After an inspection, Mr. Burns is presented with a list of over 342 violations and is fined $56 million. Distraught, Mr. Burns talks to underperforming employee Homer Simpson who half-heartedly suggests Mr. Burns run for Governor. Mr. Burns pounces on the idea. Homer’s support for Burns divides the Simpson house because Marge and Lisa support Bailey.

Burns’s political advisors break the news to Burns that he is not well liked and force Burns to try being friendly and even smile. Burns also does a TV commercial, discussing Blinky with an actor portraying Charles Darwin, who claims Blinky is an evolutionary step. Combined with a smear campaign against Mary Bailey this eventually leads to Burns beating Bailey in the polls. On the night before the election, Smithers and his other advisors suggest that Burns have dinner at the Simpsons’ house as an opportunity to put Burns “over the top”. To everyone’s surprise, Marge serves Blinky, the three-eyed fish that Bart caught, for dinner. Mr. Burns tries to act as if it doesn’t bother him, but is not able to keep from spitting it out. The cameras flash as the bite flies through the air, but the press is gone and his gubernatorial campaign is over by the time the chunk hits the floor.

The clips I’ve extracted from this episode are contrived questions and answers between Homer and Lisa (who are given cards with questions on them by Mr Burns’ handlers) and Mr Burns. The exchanges are as follows:

Clip one
Homer: Now, Mr Burns. My family and I feel that taxes are too high. Where do you stand on this highly controversial issue?
Mr Burns: Goodness, I didn’t realise this casual dinner was going to turn into a charged political debate.
Homer: I was only reading what the card says.
Mr Burns: Homer, I agree with you, and if I am elected Governor, I will lower taxes whether those bureaucrats in the state capital like it or not!

Clip two
Lisa: Mr Burns, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a run-away freight train. Why are you so popular?
Mr Burns: Oh, a tough question, but a fair one. Lisa, there’s no single answer. Some voters respond to my integrity. Others are more impressed by my incorruptibility. Still others like my determination to lower taxes and the bureaucrats in the state capital can put that in their pipes and smoke it!

The Homer clip is here (wmv, 0.23mins, 0.7MB). The Lisa clip is here (wmv, 0.23mins, 0.7MB).

Enjoy.

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Published in Campaign | Media by frog on Mon, September 12th, 2005   

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